Funny Pictures – February 7, 2019

h/t: Odd Stuff Magazine

My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do.

My friend drives a bus. Today he did something you should never do
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Benefits of breaking your neck #1: No need for sunglasses.

Benefits of breaking your neck #1: No need for sunglasses
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If you don’t feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full.

If you don't feed Winston on time, he refuses to look at you. He just stares angrily at the wall until his bowl is full
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My neighbors yard maintenance company.

My neighbors yard maintenance company
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Money Lisa

Money Lisa
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Michael gets declined by NASA

Michael gets declined by NASA
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…So then I said, “Retriever? I don’t even know her!”

...So then I said, "Retriever? I don't even know her!"
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Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought “screw it”.

Moved into a new apartment and forgot to bring a wine bottle opener. So I thought "screw it"
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Fossilized sloth

Fossilized sloth
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Good Ole Seattle

Good Ole Seattle
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Right on Target

Right on Target
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My friend lost a bet where I could choose his haircut for the next month. This is the result.

My friend lost a bet where I could choose his haircut for the next month. This is the result
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I’m too old to be this excited about this shirt. I don’t care.

I’m too old to be this excited about this shirt. I don’t care
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Took my buddy to the Grand Canyon for the first time today… Spectacular views all around.

Took my buddy to the Grand Canyon for the first time today... Spectacular views all around
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No love?

No love?
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This woman’s obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life…

This woman's obituary (Hamilton Spectator) proves that in death, she is funnier than I am in life...
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Hey! That’s me!

Hey! That's me!
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h/t: Odd Stuff Magazine